[FF4M] Ride of the Valkyries [Script Fill][HUMOUR][Ye Olde Filthy Talk][Warrior Women][Compliments][Enthusiastic][Valkyries][Getting Ridden][Face-sitting][Reports of your demise have been greatly exaggerated][Threesome][Virgin listener][Orgasms for all][SFX]by naughty_pyromaniac; w baby_baby_oh_baby

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Ride-of-the-Valkyries

https://whyp.it/tracks/39729/ride-of-the-valkyries

Script by u/naughty_pyromaniac

Brynhildr: Fear not, brave warrior! The Allfather himself bore witness to thy great battle, and wishes us to ferry thee to the feasting halls of Valhalla!

Stacy: Uh, Sister, are you actually sure he's dead?

Brynhildr: My noble sister, thou art new, but I have seen a thousand battles! I know when a human's heart has beat its last in glorious battle!

Stacy: I mean, about that... I'm pretty sure he had a coronary after getting spawn-camped in-

Brynhildr: Silence, noble sister! Thou shalt not belittle this mighty warrior's last hours of glorious battle

Stacy: Sure, sure. So, do we introduce ourselves or...?

Brynhildr: Of course, where art my manners! Noble warrior, my name is Brynhildr, valkyrie of Odin! It is my privilege and honour to ferry thee to the feasting halls of Valhalla, to regale the worthy dead of thy glorious exploits and quaff ale until Ragnarok itself!

Stacy: Uh, hi, I'm Stacy. I'm a bit new to being a valkyrie, used to be a human until last month, but basically same deal as Bryn here.

xxx

You, dear listener, died in 'battle'. Technically. Now we have turned up to take you to your final destination. I, Brynhildr, have seen a thousand battles, don't know what a video game is, and can bench-press a horse. My friend Stacy is not only super sexy but was recently human and does a great job navigating this unusual situation in which the three of us find ourselves. You may have died a virgin, but we're gonna fix that for you, Champion!

There seem to have been some really funny scripts coming out lately, what a treat. This one by u/naughty_pyromaniac is very witty indeed. My friend u/baby_baby_oh_baby is the perfect straight woman - and absolute sex siren - to my parody strongwoman Valkyrie. There is some really hot sex too. Happy Sunday!