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PinnedAnnouncement

Just a reminder:

Drug bag pics, “look BP go brrr” pics, ambo pics and the like are only allowed during meme time Friday 0000 to Sunday 2359 EST.

Anything like those posted outside of this time will get you and NPA without lube placed by u/Gewt92. And if you’re into that kinda stuff then you probably need a vacation.

Posted Aug 20, 2022, 5:20 PM UTC

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EMSSSSSSNJ EMT, MS1•

ur not my supervisor

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Frosted_Hands•

I don’t even respect my supervisors half the time.

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currentxvoltageSpicy BLS•

Can we just assume not the other half either?

4
Frosted_Hands•

Depends on what the call volume is that day.

4
ski_for_joyEMT-B•

UR NOT MY MEDIC

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DontTattleOnThisEMTEMT-B•

We have an EMT whose mom is a medic, so like. You got me good there. The cat is under the bed wondering if I'm dying because I'm breathing funny and clutching my stomach.

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MonsterEMT•

You guys have supervisors? /s

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MoonMan198EMT - Basic Bitch •

I’ll take the NPA if it means I can post memes 7 days a week

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Gewt92MODPM for a ban•

Banned.

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SharkeybtmEMT-A•

Give me the King daddy gewt. I want to post memes on any workday, not just the weekends!

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Designer_Wonder1074Paramedic-Ireland/UK•

You’ve written this as a threat

But we’re taking it as a promise of a good time

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FishSpanker42EMT-B•

Where will the npa be stuck?

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SAR_and_ShitpostsTry turning it off and on again⚡️❤️•

It depends on what Gewt’s BAC is when he places it

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Gewt92PM for a ban•

If I get under .1 I start to shake

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Paramedickhead•

I remember my first beer.

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MoonMan198EMT - Basic Bitch •

Wherever you want? Nose? Ass? Urethra?

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FishSpanker42EMT-B•

Is all of the above an option

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MoonMan198EMT - Basic Bitch •

For you? Sure might as well

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DontTattleOnThisEMTEMT-B•

In what order, though?

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bravochek•

> “look BP go brrr”

This sent me.

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SpartanAltair15Paramedic•

Thank you.

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CriticalFolkloreAustralia-ACP/Canada- PCP•

Does everyone else have to have their posts approved by the mods every time they post? It's super annoying and has happened on this brand new account as well as my old high Karma account.

1
trippyequidEMT-A•

No lube + NPA? Scrubs

would anyone volunteer for a FAST 1 IO?

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DontTattleOnThisEMTEMT-B•

Stooooooop, you're getting me all excited with false promises right before bedtime.

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LosMangales•

I'll just write an incident report

1
LosMangales•

Inb4 gewts our God, The most basic of all bls

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dbabydrives•

Power trip on a sub. I've officially seen it all

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Gewt92PM for a ban•

How is that a power trip?

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Majorlagger•

Lmao, or moderators just doing there Job?

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DontTattleOnThisEMTEMT-B•

My dyslexic ass read power strip on a tub. My service has a stack of suicide hotline magnets for you 17" tall that hasn't lost a millimeter in a decade.

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ski_for_joyEMT-B•

My horny ass read power trip on a Sub.

2