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Disenchanted with society from a young age, comrade Jimmy "Saul Goodman" McGill lead an interesting life. After years of floundering in his hometown of Cicero, IL McGill had become a proficient conman. So proficient in fact, that he graduated to the greatest connery of all: corporate law. But after once again realizing the futility of the system, he decided to destroy it from the inside. Donning the mask of avaricious American consumption, he went to work to break the criminal justice system of New Mexico. But after falling afoul of a rogue group of violent drug trafficking anarcho capitalists, he was forced to go into hiding.

It was during this dormancy where McGill devised his magnum opus: a syndicalist scheme to unionize every cinnabon restaurant in America. McGill would go on to become the most important labor organizer of the 21st century. The following syndicalist revolution has been credited with destroying neoliberal capitalism and ushering in an unprecedented age of prosperity for the working man. Today we see syndicalism and decentralized degrowth as the norm, but it took a brave insurrectionist named Saul Goodman to imagine and subsequently realize this vision.