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TakingTree

Swallow the Dildo Pill

I need someone to bluepill me on sex toys. My partner and I are discussing buying vibrators and dildos and so on.

A part of me has hangups about this.

I am not a tiny-dicked incel before you start, I’ve used them before in past flings and can appreciate a bit of hedonism. However, now that I am woke to the destructive nature of Hedonism, I can’t help but feel like on some level we will be crossing into darkness.

Anna and Dasha are my moral compass (Anna specifically). What’s the right thing to do??

Posted Aug 25, 2022, 8:42 PM UTC

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LacanianHedgehog•

What you do is you get a fleshlight, she gets a vibrator, and you plug them into each other and go and have a cup of tea together while the objet petit a and full Phallic presence get it done for you. A sort of Tibetan prayer wheel for westerners.

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comandanteretardos•

isnt this a zizek thing

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LacanianHedgehog•

Yes: all of my thoghts are jst badly-remembered Zizek passages I read years ago.

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autivm•

zizek said it was the hedge hog dilemma but instead of spikes the hedgehogs are covered in dicks

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TakingTreeOP•

Zero desire to fuck a thermos

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LacanianHedgehog•

That's the spirit.

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TakingTreeOP•

Yet here we are

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EternalRetvrn2Monke#AssignedRedditorAtBirth #ProudToBeReddit #RedditStrong•

you said the Zizek thing, upvotes for you, fellow Redditor!

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weekendatspermies•

Lol I love that Anna is your moral compass (not sarcasm)

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TakingTreeOP•

I mean, of the two.

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Ketaminekilgoretrout•

We need to see your penis and/or vagina to get a good read in this tbh

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jlmelonjawnrecovered bisexual•

Dude full offense but this is an insane question. Involving sex toys in your serious relationship is basically the only healthy way to use them. Also it's stupid to care what people on reddit think about you giving pleasure to the woman you love with a fat dildo or a Hitachi or whatever.

Additionally I promise you it won't "feel too good". Nothing that isn't you can ever be you for her.

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OkManagement33•

you were doin real well but your last sentence has me contemplating calling 911 and reporting a fallen-over senior citizen

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jlmelonjawnrecovered bisexual•

No idea what kind of nuclear powered Sybian machines you kids are using these days but I'm under 30

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TakingTreeOP•

I’m interested in philosophical arguments, my relationship is a microcosm.

The general consensus seems to be it exists and it feels nice, don’t be a square. This isn’t convincing to me.

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jlmelonjawnrecovered bisexual•

You sound like the kind of dude who says eating pussy is gay. Idk if you actually think that but it's the vibe bro.

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TakingTreeOP•

Eating pussy is fine. It’s not my entire personality but that’s ok.

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jlmelonjawnrecovered bisexual•

OK in this case I wish you and your girl the best

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OkManagement33•

you're scared your girlfriend is going to feel too good?

razor sharp instincts you've passed the test

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fourlands•

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball that one

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TakingTreeOP•

Very Reddit, thanks.

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TakingTreeOP•

Should I dose her with heroin?

Try to be logical, please.

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Luxury_Woodgrain•

The plastic/silicone might leak toxic residue into your ass

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TakingTreeOP•

Yes but it’s already in there most likely

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fcukou•

the destructive nature of Hedonism

It's bad when you make it an integral part of your outward personality, not when it's something you break out with a partner in the bedroom.

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TakingTreeOP•

Fair

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[deleted]•

Ok the thing is that many woman don’t get orgasm through vaginal penetrations and their pleasures come from complicated combination of mood, foreplays , clitoris stimulations etc. so dildos have been myths for me and my girl friends thus vibrators and the right guys are centers of our sex discussions

For dude I am not a complete expert but again a better orgasm (more than busting a nut) also depends on mood , foreplays etc. and I have heard the myth of prostate milking (but I m reluctant to perform it 😓😓😓 even if I made jokes about the movie roadtrip ) so ACTUALLY the dildo might more be for the dudes than the girls 💭

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TakingTreeOP•

We have plenty of orgasms, she almost always gets hers, and she informs me when it’s not in the cards.

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[deleted]•

Damn you have such a healthy sexual relationships most girls I know have fake their orgasms to protect the egos of the boys they were dating / seeing. me included. And my performance was laughable :(

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TakingTreeOP•

I try not to pressure her so that she feels compelled to lie.

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[deleted]•

Your know , sometimes the thought of making my man feels happy for himself is mentally joyous for some of us women especially when we are on the weaker side of the dynamics of the relationship so faking orgasms was actually done willfully so.

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TakingTreeOP•

The fact that people react so negatively to any doubt about sex toys makes me think my apprehensions are correct.

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Federal_Access_2841•

You have it right dude. Vibrators are a poison designed to detach physical pleasure from human connection.

Just stick to oral and digital stimulation and give her time and patience. Vibes should be used sparingly as spice not the key to orgasm.

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cleverHansel•

If you move to LA, call yourself a comedian, and then tweet "Phil Collins did NOT have to go so hard for the tarzan concert, but he did it and he did it for us!", you might get a box of them sent to you for free. Just a little tip.

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TakingTreeOP•

A box would be overkill

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cleverHansel•

Think of the money you can save regifting that shit to friends, family and coworkers!

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acuplanter•

Once you introduce them into your relationship there's no going back imo. Dm me

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Double-Addd-8936•

Introducing toys is the beginning of the end. Maybe go on a trip somewhere.

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TakingTreeOP•

😟

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Hot-Claim635•

Lmao stick to missionary if you’re scared of Hedonism creeping into your sex life wtf

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TakingTreeOP•

My concern is basically that kind of like with sex on mdma, nothing will ever be as good.

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