Nhoj Nostram
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v.redd.itPosted Aug 26, 2022, 8:59 PM UTC
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v.redd.it- bring your horse to a cold place
- watch their cock shrink
- stuff the cock up your ass
- bring your horse to a warm place
- wait
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Or!
- Take a hot shower
- Get out of the shower
- Just stand in place
- Enjoy seeing your balls shrink and shiver!
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you mean
- ???
- profit
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My freind told me bill nye went to prison
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Bill Nye the Russian spy
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HWATTT?!?! NO MR NYE WOLUD NEVER DO THAT!!!1!1!1!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡
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He was the one shrinking the horses balls 😔
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Cyberpunk 2077 players when-when-when-when-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Cyberpunk 2077 players giving themselves a big dick in the character creator (the joke stopped being funny before the game came out)
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Gonna need a "I was in the pool" mod.
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RDR2 players when they're forced to do the most mundane tasks of real everyday life (it's very engaging and realistic gameplay)
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Clearly someone’s never massacred an entire town because someone called Arthur an idiot after they brushed past him in a bar
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The horse statue in Half-Life 2 has a dick and balls.
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Can confirm, I am the horse_statue.mdl
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Immersion comes from the balls
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Red Dead Redemption 2 fans having ro ride a horse for 2 hours straight just to get to the other point of the map to do a mission (you can't criticize it because it's realistic)
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I love balls
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Balls 👍🏻
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Me when Arthur Morgan whispers good girl for the 80th time (I'm extremely horny)
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RDR2 mfs watching nothing happen for 5 hours straight (it’s a masterpiece of game design)
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It's not anyone elses fault that you're a lazy dopamine fiend that can't enjoy a fucking masterpiece. Sorry the game doesn't have a constant BIG ARROW and a shit ton of overstimulation to keep you distracted from just how close you are to falling a part like some cheap fucking lego figure held together by adderal, masturbation and monster energy drinks. Don't you fucking dare blaspheme a game that dared to something more than just short term dopamine spikes to entrap mental midgets like you. They only execute fucking failure, shove their greasy dicks down autistic throats and you thank em for it. You better hope I get prime time sleep or i'm coming for you and your entire fucking bloodline. I'm gonna erase you in every fucking timeline where you post DOGSHIT like this. If I find out you're not colgate pastey white, straight as an arrow and can bench more than 200 lbs. You're a dead man.
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yes please daddy
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I enjoy red dead...
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Good my son
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😳
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No way you typed this on fucking r/whenthe it has to be a pasta
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ok first lemme get a wife, son, and daughter
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Ok 👍
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I’m gonna go watch NakeyJakey’s rockstar vid again
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My disappointment was immeasurable after the glorious first game
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Red dead redemption 2 dev sleeping under their desk for 6 months straight to add this ground breaking feature (this kind of explotative management is ok because they are paid in passion)
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they are paid in passion)
FTFY.
Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
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Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.
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Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
Beep, boop, I'm a bot
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Your body is about to be payed all over my driveway.
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to be paid all over
FTFY.
Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
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Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.
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Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
Beep, boop, I'm a bot
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youre alright boy
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gif
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show me a video of rdr2 horse cock and balls
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Rockstar when someone in the meeting suggest coding horse balls and cock
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Download Video
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Who the fuck is John Martson?
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Omg a bill nye meme
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RDR2 players when the horse is a girl (they can’t watch the balls shrink): “Girl? You mean you don’t got balls? Awwwww, alright…” -Markiplier