Your username is how you get laid, what's your story?
Posted Sep 3, 2022, 10:13 PM UTC
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Uhh
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uhh yeah 🗿
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Well I now have aids fs
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I fuck myself?
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Would you not leverage physics to build a fuck machine?
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Like a penis extender that attaches to my penis and makes me still feel the pleasure of it all? That's a genius idea
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Self suck
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I sell my my body. No warranty and poor craftsmanship be damned.
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A copy of Karl Marx being impaled by Dark Brandon
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I hope it's a woman
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I don't really have something funny to say, this sounds pretty cool
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We probably order the same beverage from the local cafe and end up fucking idk.
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I'd vote for barista fetish lol
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Having either the confidence to jokingly say let’s get freaky and then they think I’m serious and go for it
(But my bussy gets annihilated cause they know I won’t say no)
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I guess I just throw myself at people and if they're up for it then yay?
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Guess I stumbled into a furry
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Pay me up and ill show you
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Let's just say things get very messy.
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On a bed with a human
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I’d have a very good time
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wholesome
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First date goes way too great, get laid.
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Telepathically
total mindfuck ngl