This got me suspended on Twitter today
Posted Sep 4, 2022, 3:14 AM UTC
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This is a stupid post.
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Last year, I was Critical Pace Theory. It was topical.
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That's actually a good one
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Forte inch ditka
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Death by a Million Paper Cutlers
Ditka in a Box
Hard Knox
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I used Hesterectomy for a long time after we lost Devin. Probably time to find something more current.
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Nah that’s amazing. No need to change
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Sanbornhub
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Good one. Mine is “Jesus Christ, it’s Jack Sanborn”
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Kick me in the butkus would have worked better lol
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Dick me in the Butkus
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In hindsight I agree. LOL
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I was trying to come up with something to do with Dickbutt Kiss, but that's the best I could do and yeah...
I might just go with 'I can't believe it's not Cutler' again, even though that's almost a decade out of date at this point.
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Cutlers last stand was mine lol
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Urlacher? I hardly know her.
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Know her, I barely Kmet her?
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I used Brisker instead. Flows a little better
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Fly me to the Mooney
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I did dark side of the Mooney but same concept
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If the group was hardcore Bears fans and you wanted a Dick Butkus pun, you might get away with 'Kus my But', but even that's not good.
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Butt Kissdick
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I use “Ditka in yer Butkus” for fantasy purposes…
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That’s a good one
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Hurricane Ditkas
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Mine last year was How I Kmet Your Mother, but I want to change it this year
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Chicago bears, beets, battlestar galactica
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Forte inch Ditka
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Kiss my Dick Butkus is better
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My Balls Zorich
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I’d suspend you too…for being generic! You gotta go with the ‘Brigg Ditka Fielding up my Butkus’ or something.
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Not funny anyway
Kiss my Butkus would have been waaaay better
Touch my Ditka
My ditka your Butkus?