Why are robots bad fathers?

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They just nut and bolt.

Posted Sep 6, 2022, 7:08 PM UTC

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They only have a mother board

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Tnickiy•

That's right

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InformalDriver•

uncle jokes right?

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sfarx•

This sub has never truly understood what a “dad joke” is.

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infinitentendre•

After all this time it’s nice to learn that my dad was a robot

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jskyerabbit•

Then head to the robrothel

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yeetforceoneOP•

Careful not to get roblocked

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CorrectAmount1000•

I hope he doesn’t get robot aids (I’m clueless)

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conrakaconrakaa•

Man this joke is gold

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RhinoPillow•

What does robot dad do to the robot mom?

Bender over.

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yeetforceoneOP•

Bender-bender-bender !

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Monkey__D_Luffy•

Don't forget they'll screw you too!

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Training-Plan-2164•

I guess my dad is a robot.

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Punkhair2Nv__13•

I wonder how many robots today actually have nuts and bolts? This is like a 50’s Sci/Fi joke.

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zombiemomlife•
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maybe they're just a little rusty

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Improvedliving•

Upvote for upvote

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bender from futurama

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Sola_Sista_94•

That's robophobic!

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Phi

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