I'm calling it now!
9-12 months from now the hot topic among Kremlin trolls will be "lessons we should have learned" from the Versailles Treaty.
Posted Sep 10, 2022, 1:03 PM UTC
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Russia was excluded from Versailles due to the Brest-Litovsk Treaty and instead had to cede stolen territories as they were a non-functioning failed shithole at the time......
I'd love to say they even learned how to wash themselves....but clearly not
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Here’s my proposition for general guidelines for the treaty of Kiyv, with application of the lessons learned from the treaty of Versailles:
1: Take more territory, don’t give it back.
2: Split Russia into 1467 separate states with the threat of nuclear annihilation if two citizens from different states even make eye contact, let alone thinking about reunification.
3: Don’t ever allow remilitarisation, glass the country if someone is caught owning a butterknife.
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Well, first of all, there will be automatic death penalty for anyone who spells Kiyv as Kiev.
In full agreement otherwise. This feels like a fair and credible peace deal.
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my bad
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What we really should learn from is the end of the Russo-Japanese war. Dont cuck the winner of the war (Ukraine) too much to make the loser (Russia) happy
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I'm really starting to think that this offensive is the beginning of the end for the ukrainian war...
Until best Korea enters the fight and Generalisimo Kim and the juche gang brings the might of NK 80's tech to bear. Scary
This doesn’t end until Putin throws a nuke in a tantrum