dipping my toes back into tinder and not sure what i’m doing
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reddit.comPosted Sep 17, 2022, 3:03 PM UTC
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reddit.comI chuckled at the you're like a cat comment, and your pics are solid. Can't imagine you'll be on tinder long if you're looking for something serious.
I'll pray for your DMs though, wouldn't be surprised if they get blown up.
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Pics are fine, no selfies are a plus. A group pic would be nice. Your bio is quirky and I feel you’ll attract some good quality conversations.
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Good pics, cute, quirky, and interesting. I'd superlike if your bio said anything about your interests.
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my hobbies are literally just crying and throwing up all over the place! i’ll add some more, thank you!
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You need a therapist, not tinder.
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i was gonna say that you sound like you’re not fun at parties, but you probably don’t get invited to them
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Holy shit I love this
right swipe
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Dude came for a fight when they should’ve dressed for a funeral
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I wasn’t prepared to see a murder today
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That burn is really overused and weak
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You actually need therapy though still. Your comeback is weak- it’s been done thousands of time.
You’re not clever. And if your only hobby is crying, you really need help.
Going on tinder won’t solve your Problems.
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Dude relax, it's a playful profile
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Only thing that really puts me off here is the "dating me is like..." part. I feel that it will be taken as more of a red flag and/or being basic and following the quirky girl trend.
Other than that, pics are great, bio is good as it shows a bit of your personality, pretty good profile overall. Good luck and hope you find someone great for you!
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This is what I came to say
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I think you're doing just fine. You're cute, you're funny, you like pets, and you're not just another basic thot. You have a specific style and it seems like you have an actual personality. If you're attracted to guys with a similar style, you'll do just fine. You're into gaming, anime, and horror so you'll probably appeal to nerdier, less athletic guys. If that's what you're looking for, you probably nailed it. The only thing I'm questioning is the line comparing you to Comic Sans. I'm not sure what you mean by that, but that font gets its share of hate. If you're being self-deprecating again, I think you should take that out. One self-deprecating joke is probably enough. You don't want to project mental health issues, like depression. Otherwise, don't change a thing. You're probably drowning in likes, but it's up to you to pick a quality guy to match with.
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i appreciate your input! most of my humor is self deprecation, so i can see how that can be seen as a bad sign. i might reword things a little bit. thank you!
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You are only going to be able to target a very specific type of person. You will get less matches or fewer likes because of your style. This isn't a bad thing but just consider it.
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Firstly love your aesthetic and your personality that bursts through the pictures. Secondly what's the cats name? Because I love that last picture, he/she seems like a cheeky-chappy.
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his name is Tofu and he has my whole heart ❤️
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Attractive ✓ Has a great sense of humor ✓ Loves all things spooky ✓✓✓ I think you're gonna do just fine OP
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Ugh, comic sans. Somehow all the communications at work are done in comic sans. It drives me nuts.
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10/10 would call you mommy.
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I think overalll solid profile. Def a lot to go off of which is always what you want
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You had me at music that is loud and angry
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you had me at loud and angry music
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I'm sold. Good pictures that show your face and body well but tastefully, the bio is short but gives the basics to start a conversation, and shows that you have a sense of humor. Rating: would have a conversation before sending unsolicited dick pics/10
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Cute, quirky and you look fun! Think I’d take down that 2nd pic cause it doesn’t add much to your overall profile. Also add some more hobbies or interests! Otherwise good stuff 👏🏼
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Profile expresses who you are and that’s as real as it get. Stay you. It’s great.
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I would swipe right
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I think you'll find what you're doing is "it for me"
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You’re all-in on this quirky schtick, and I’m here for that.
I like how your bio has bullets, but I think you need a headline, and some capitalization for grammar.
I would get at least one photo with a second person in. We don’t want people thinking you were booted from your coven for eating all the onion dip while moon-clad at the seance for McKeighla’s eczema. I’m not saying that’s what happened here, but I’m catching that vibe.
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, NOW EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS. thank you for the feedback! looks like i need to show i have some friends. PS: mckeighla’s eczema is really clearing up.
Glad to hear they didn’t kick you out over the dip incident!
Lmao i fucking died at the last part. Great roast.