Where'd I put it
Bouncing around right foot
Planted shakily in the ground
For the fabled left foot
On its trail I’m a hound
I see it there
Stretched out before me
Daring me to catch it
Like some wanton adoptee
Tis not my fault folks
In my seventh childhood I am
Wise enough to know there’s an evil twin
Of my right side, ma’am
Yeah so I forgot to write down
Where I last put my left foot
Because sometimes things happen
Gets your socks covered in soot
Do not doubt my good will and intent
Or risk my non-evil look by bringing insult to my family and clan
Keep laughing as I search for the fabled left
I am a 70s something set in his ways modern renaissance man
Posted Sep 23, 2022, 9:50 AM UTC · edited
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