New UL bushcraft gear just dropped! Combines the survival LARPing of bushcraft tools plus the unusability of shitty UL gear.
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kickstarter.comPosted Sep 27, 2022, 4:24 PM UTC
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kickstarter.comSomeone pointed out in the comments that the "Project Team" picture (labeled with team member names) is actually a stock Shutterstock image. Possibly the whole thing is fake.
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Honestly, I think there’s a better chance of actually getting the product if the “team” is a single person who did the kickstarter and some basic 2D CAD work and will have the sheet metal cut, packaged and drop shipped from shenzen than if the “team” was really 5 people in San Francisco, 3 of which were in marketing.
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If I can't make a 3d model of a T-Rex out of all those pieces, then why would I ever bring it along?
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Hello, This is us, the Bushcraftix® team. We ourselves love to travel, wild nature, sleep in tents, sing songs near the fire with a guitar and solve various adventure tasks. Based on our own experience, we created this product by combining the most useful tools into it and slightly improving them. We want to produce everything very quickly and so that this summer you will enjoy multifunctionality, when everything you need is at hand!
⛳️Next summer you will be guaranteed fishing, hunting, eating at the stake and a lot of positive emotions. The authors of the project know firsthand what a quality outdoor recreation is and everything you need for a good level will fit in a small clutch in your backpack, good luck!
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I love those fish hooks with such sharp edges that it cuts the fishing line once it gets a bite. You lose the hook and the fish... and the fish still dies. If that ain't bushcraft, what is?!
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Obviously, you’re supposed to use the spare steel guitar strings you brought as fishing line.
I’m not sure why you’re bothering to comment if you can’t even solve various adventure tasks.
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That's a much better idea, I was thinking piano wire
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Wait, you guys don't fish with paracord?
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Where I grew up piano wire was for criminals with a slight murderous vibe and nylon fishing line was for peasants. Guess which I was.
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Make sure you also get your timed entry permit for BLM land.
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“Bushcraftix Arsenal 1…. Arsenal second…. Arsenal 3”
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Yikes. Check out the Kickstarter contact Kostiantyn Shaporenko's other unfulfilled project: Urban Kukri knives haha.
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I enjoyed the recommended link given for an EDC titanium folding fan. Which can break windows or be used for self defense! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/titaner-us/titaner-titanium-folding-fan-edc-fan-emergency-tool
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“Necessity for real gentlemen”
Fucking what the fuck who why FUCK
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This is like those horrendous card-sized "multitools" that you get from your friend who knows that you like camping... Only it's ten times worse.
The "self defense" one is the cream of the crop. "Wait, hold on a second! Just need 30 seconds to pry my disposable knife out of this goofy metal sheet I carry around."