Popes, Its Canonization Time! By the Authority Divested In You- Who Are the Saints of /r/discordian?
Are you in? Or are you fnord?
Here, on this 73rd day of Confusion in the YOLD 3178, I hereby ordain, Robert Anton Wilson, K.S.C. as the Patron Saint of Doubt for r/discordian.
WTF? Author of the sacred Illuminatus! Trilogy and a devoted guerrilla ontologist, RAW is legend.
--Words of Doubt--
"An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave."
"Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only own one encyclopedia."
"I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them."
"A true initiation never ends."
"Belief is the death of intelligence."
"Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies."
Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church.
Only the madman is absolutely sure.
Maybe Logic: Robert Anton Wilson Academy
Maybe Logic Film: Watch Online
Cosmic Trigger by Robert Anton Wilson. - This book will change the way you think. Essential Reading for the modern discordian.
Thanks for reading! Have another wallpaper!
Your turn.
Edit: Seriously...YOUR TURN. Come on people! 476 Popes with nothing to say! Unfathomable. By Eris, I will Turkey Curse each and everyone of you if don't start commenting. All I'm saying is "Brother, can you spare some slack?"
Posted Aug 6, 2012, 11:40 PM UTC · edited