Star Clan, sipping on their margaritas and watching all of this go down: "Isn't that the kid Sand Fur is dating? ... Yaas, Blue Storm! Beat the homophobes up!"

“I’ve been training my whole life for this day…”

. . . 

***”TO BEAT YOUR ASS IN WITH THE GAY!”***

*epic hype music peaks*

"I HAVE THE POWER OF STAR CLAN AND HOMOSEXUALITY ON MY SIDE. HAAA-"

“Omae wa mou shinderu.”

“NANI?”

**obliterates with the powers of the homosexual**

Now that i think about it, you're 100% right

Medicine cats are just legal drug dealers anyway

Bro, with the amount of time Sand Fur and Blue Storm are spending together, they might as well get high

Bluestorm: This is where the fun begins.


Redmoon: ……Has Sandfur been giving you extra catnip again?

[OC] Blue Storm preparing to beat the cat out of Red Moon