Premise: Roommates “play vampire” on Halloween night.

Background: The listener here may be an actual vampire, or a vampire-enthusiast playing into her roommate’s (the speaker) fantasy. I tried to write this in a way that leaves it up to the imagination as to whether the listener is a real vampire or a pretend one, as desired. Improvs and gender/orientation versions are very welcome.

SCRIPT LINK: “Help, My Roommate May Be a Vampire!”

Hey! Are you full-on sniffing my neck?

What? You want to lick my neck?

Uh, that’s pretty weird, but uh, OK.

That’s… weird… but kind of nice.

You… you can do it again, if you want.

Yeah.

No… I’m not kinky at all. Just feels nice. So nice…

Hmmm? You could just eat me up…?

Well, you can take a bite, if you want?

I mean, yeah. I know we’re just messing around. But you do have on that hot costume, and those fake fangs, and…

And well, I may have a thing for vampires. Well, vampire girls anyway.

Back story: A while ago I came across an NPR article about for-profit plasma centers. One of the centers in Central America was nicknamed Casa de Vampiros. In the back of my GWA mind the name made me think, what if an audio character worked at a plasma center and may be a vampire… or just enjoys acting like one. Couple this with my favored set-up [roommates to more] and well, you see where I’m going with this….

💕 Many thanks to my lovely beta readers! 💕

About the [Halloween 13] tag: Now in its 2nd year, this project started as a writers group challenge — “Can I get my act together and pen a spooky script… not at the end of October, like I always do??” Next we knew, 13 writers committed to posting a Halloween-ready script each on the first 13 days of October, dubbed [Halloween 13].

Check out all the great [Halloween 13] scripts offered so far in 2022 here, and stay tuned for more to come in the next 8 days!

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All my scenarios depict characters who are adults 18+.

My scripts/fills may be found HERE on my subreddit, r/POVscribbles.

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