Driving Drunk

I picked you up, in the middle of the night

As my lover did for me, when I was still sober

I drank a few, but that's okay

Im a great drunk driver, the best you'll ever have

I've practiced my whole life

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I ask you

What are you're favorite things,

Like it's our first date

We never had one

You say I'm strange

I say mine are oranges, Sylvia, and fire

You leave

I'm drunk

You're dripping down my legs

And I'm somewhere else entirely

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Note: I wrote this when I was drunk, it made perfect sense at the time