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Posted Oct 27, 2022, 4:24 PM UTC
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But this time we won... for once
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That's what we said the last time, too.
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Russia has declared war on crows and lost the war
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China has declared war on sparrows and lost like 60 million people
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Canada would obviously lose if they tried to declare war in geese.
And any island nation that hates seagulls... heh, good luck. they can just fly away and come back later.
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Oh no, I forgot we had a history of losing wars on birds... I fear what will happen to our forces we send to get justice for the unprovoked attack on us.
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Nah, look at it this way: in every human-bird war to date, the aggressor has lost. When the UN curb stomps the Krakotl, they will simply be following precedent.
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Difference is the birds declared war on us, not the other way around.
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We didn't lose the fight tho, we suffered great casualties but at the end of the day it was a terran victory as we manged to hold the kroktol assult back and force them to retreat
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Neither did we realy lose the emu war but the chinesee, look at 60m dead, they lost their alright
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In a bizarre twist, the Emus join humanity in their war on the Krakotl. The Emu leader, Chancellor Ohshitohfuckfuckoffheysomebodyhelpthisthingistryingtokillme has said, "The Emu people refuse to be replaced by a so-called intelligent alien species as the terror of human-kind. We have a common enemy. For now."
but.... what about the ongoing war? (emus never signed a ceasefire lol)