Do I smell watermelon
Posted Aug 18, 2012, 12:15 PM UTC
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535 link karma and the comments are a fucking graveyard.
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Hopefully it gets a Resurrection.
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You may well be the saviour of this thread.
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Boy, you nailed that.
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Your work is futile.
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Maybe on a Latter day
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Seriously, what the hell is going on in here.
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It's because the people that usually post on Jesus threads can't get a word in edgewise if Jesus isn't being a dick or we're not making fun of the people who worship him.
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Oh it can't possibly be that b-
OH DEAR GOD.
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I have you RES tagged as "Turbo Sloth". What the actual fuck?
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It's not RES tagged...
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Yes it is, I obviously saw his flair and tagged him as it.
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I was skeptical that watermelon existed in Christ's time and region, but it seems that early varieties of watermelon were cultivated as early as 200BC in the Nile Valley, and they are mentioned in early Israeli text. Although, the watermelon that existed back then was much smaller, had yellowish skin, very bitter seeds, and bitter tasting fruit... so it would most likely not "smell like watermelon".
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I'm glad someone is checking the facts.
You should list your sources next time in case anyone tries to refute it.
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Yeah. I, for instance, am incredulous. I'm pretty sure he's citing stuff pretty far out there in terms of biblical watermelon theory.
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"And thy Lord said unto Judas 'gooby pls' and it was done." (Michael 9:18)
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Given the historical nature of watermelon that you have so articulated, it is entirely possible that 'watermelon' possessed negative sociological connotations, hence the term 'you smell liek watermelon' in the above illustration. Judas would have been mocking Jesus prior to his execution.
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This is why i hate reddit sometimes
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Judas plz
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Joobas plz
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Joobas pls
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k
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Judas Prist
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So Jesus did say something about gays.
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i always crack up at "stop judas, das gay"
har har har
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don't get it.
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Yeah it's not really because its offensive. It's just really stupid and lacks any real punch line.
EDIT: Wow, well please explain the fucking high concept comedy that goes on in this pic. Because it flew right by me!
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This isn't laugh out loud funny, but it's definitely on par with regular out puts of reddit.
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appreciated but I still don't get it.
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Came here expecting to see a man able to smell watermelon fields. Left disappointed
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Okay what the hell is wrong with these comments? This is madness.
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Well, some people think god was black...that changes the context a bit right?
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Thank you Based God!
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And after that day, Judas swore he'd kill Jesus
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gooby please.
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I read what was on the picture, then saw OP's username, and read it as "Nope, Chuck Testa". It made me giggle quietly to myself.
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Can someone explain the joke to me. (I'm guessing it's a reference to something?)
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It's just weird nonsense. No context needed, just weird funny shit
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I read Judas lines with herberts(family guy) voice for some reason .
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Came here looking for this image...
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jeezus pls
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God damned punchline in the title
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Hey bro have you seen that latest Condescending Wonka meme? It's so funny!