what is your silliest pick-up line?

"Yeah, caramel popcorn is the best."

Was my opening line to my girlfriend.

May I have your phone number? That was decades ago, not sure it will work nowadays.

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me I am no longer infected bouncy bouncy

If you were a pirate, would you rather a parrot on this shoulder (taps shoulder closer to you) or this shoulder (wraps arm around and leave hand on opposite shoulder). Then literally don't say or do anything else until they laugh and are at awe with your dope delivery.

copied and pasted from other post:

So, back in 2008, I went to see the musical alone. It was a rainy day, so, I brought an umbrella to the theater and found out I left it inside of the venue when the whole thing ended. I tried to get back in and advised not to re-enter but visit the lost and found stand. So, I went there and met the girl watching ovet the lost item, and she was quite cute. I said,

“Are you lost also? If so, can I keep you?”

“No way. (Chuckles)”

“What about your phone number then?”

She gave her number and we had exactly 2 dates after that. Turns out, we were not that compatible. But the pick-up actually worked none the less, for the first and the last time ever.