And somehow no one noticed that the Seals had been swapped out until it was too late.
Posted Oct 31, 2022, 3:31 PM UTC
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Egwene! Rand said BREAK the seals, not bake the seals.
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Distant Weeping
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Her baking can’t be that bad…!
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These are those special Two Rivers Cookies 🍀
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Moiraine: ... it will be Egwene who decides when to break the seals.
Egwene: Ha ha!
Rand: Okay fine. Here.
Egwene: [Looks at seals] Rand. These are... cookies.
Rand: You mean... it's been the power of pastries keeping the Dark One in check all these years?
Egwene: [Shouting] NO IT MEANS SOMEBODY SWITCHED OUT THE SEALS!
Rand: I remember the cookies you used to make. They made cuendillar seem soft. Shoulda used those to seal the Bore.
Egwene: RAND!
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Rand:I cant be steel. I must be harder. As hard as Egwene's cookies
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ILYENA, MY LOVE, FORGIVE ME!
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Trust is death
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Moiraine: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."
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Mustn't use that. Threatens the fabric of the pattern. Not even for Ilyena? I would burn the world and use my soul for tinder to hear her laugh again.
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Underrated comment.
Also, I'm hearing this in Jim Carrey's voice.
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That cuendillar looks
#MOIST
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That looks like a really good cookie
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Rand: takes bite
...Egwene, I know my own work.
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Nothing ever goes as you expect. Expect nothing, and you will not be surprised. Expect nothing. Hope for nothing. Nothing.
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How did you manage to chip them?
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“Why, Lord Dragon, the seals! They.. smell so tasty.”
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Ah...
...Heartscone.
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Idk why they can't use good old fashioned two rivers butter, they clearly used fancy Camelyn margarine and I'm so mad I could just tug my braid humph aes sedai
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I'd definitely be willing to break a few of those seals with my teeth. They look yummy.
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What does a cookie have to do with it tho
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The cookies look similar to the yin-yang esq symbol used by aes sedai. This symbol was also said to be on the seals.
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Not just on the seals, the seals were the symbol. A cuendillar disc half white and half black with the sinuous line in the middle.
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Oh, the symbol of the Aes Sedai was based on the seal? Not the other way around?
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No. It was the symbol of the Aes Sedai in the Age of Legends before the bore was made, it is just that the seals are entirely the symbol of the Aes Sedai made out of cuendillar.
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Huh, I listened to audiobooks so maybe that’s why I didn’t get it Not sure why I’m downvoted for asking a question
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Don't mind the downvotes. Reddit is full of grumpy geeks who get upset over the pettiest things.
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I had assumed that they would all be yin/yang.
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Those seals wouldn’t stand a chance in our house.
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The chips are supposed to be melted.
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Egwene -watcher of the seals indeed! Girl you had one job 🤣🤣🤣
TBF the seals were stolen before then afaik.
Yeah, but she also knew all along that she wasn't the "watcher" of the seals. She wasn't even aware of the location of the seals after she left Cairhien to become shadow Amyrlin.
Pretty sure it was way earlier than that. Wasn’t there a chapter where Bashere chased off some dark friends going through his tent and was relieved that they “hadn’t had time” to steal the seal that he was keeping for Rand?
I told you to kill them all when you had the chance. I told you.
She was much too busy to do something that's her literal job title.
Aes sedai in a nutshell: too busy bickering amongst each other and playing politics to engage much with their raison d’être lol
Those are chocolate chips. Not raisins.
Every time someone mentions that she’s supposed to be the Watcher of the Seals, I think of the Simpsons episode where Bart buys a factory and hires Milhouse as night watchman.