I like a funny made up story as much as the next guy but you’ve got to make it at least a little believable.

Yeah, realized after posting it doesn't come across great in a 'joke' format, it was more of a 'what is something that you did and are mortified every time you remember it' but still leaving it because it's something that makes me laugh every time I've remembered it.

 

 ...accidentally misjudge and basically deliver an overhead roundhouse kick to the goalie's face.

Horrified by what I've done, I jump up and look directly down at him, stunned and looking back up to me. I stumble between saying 'Oh my god, Are you okay?' and 'I am so fucking sorry!' and in a rush to get the words out scream down at him 'ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!'

Playing soccer and doing a backflip kick into the goal...