r/dadjokes•4 yr. agoVirtual-StrangerWhat do you call a pig that drives nails?A hammerPosted Nov 3, 2022, 8:35 PM UTC103ShareSave
But how do they drive with hooves?
IDK but they seem to get by just swine
It just doesn't seem kosher. I bet they got their bacon saved on more than one occasion though.