If you had a bachelor drinking game, when would you drink?

Rules for me would be: drink every time you hear:

Vulnerable Following my heart Trust the process Right reasons Connection Journey

Posted Nov 4, 2022, 1:39 AM UTC

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D0ntw0rryab0utitt•

When Shanae compares her relationship to a guy as being “effortless”

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CuddyTG•

Start an hour before so you're too drunk to realize how stupid this season is

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Main_Film_6400•

Hahaha!

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JayMoots•

Adding words to your list: "Validation" "Safe" "Pulled"

Also:

  • Every time we see a crab
  • Every time the producers put a black box over someone's butt
  • Every time one of the guys says "bro"
  • Every time one of the girls cries
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philosophy_n00bOP•

Pertect

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rocket1964•

I like to get blitzed...."like" is my word.

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seltzerboy•

I was gonna say every time Jonathon says like. Typical the over/under is about 4.5 times per sentence.

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rocket1964•

you need a one of those drink helmets with the straws.

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Girl_shout•

This is great lol

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Girl_shout•

Take a drink everytime you see Aaron playing with the boys and not hanging out with Genevieve

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LowHumorThreshold•

"Can I pull you?" "Vibing"

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heightenedstates•

The word “clarity” would be one of my signals to drink.

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philosophy_n00bOP•

YES

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Birdiemb•

My bf and I would make a bingo board with different levels of “take a sip”; “take a shot”; “finish drink”; etc. and we’d full the bingo board with either things we’d predict would happen or what would be said (girl would mention wedding in her introduction; hot tub kiss; one guy will jump in pool awkwardly; someone will crash date; etc) and then if it happened the other person would have to drink the amount until we got a bingo

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philosophy_n00bOP•

Okay this is brilliant

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Degen4lyf•

My recent favorite is ‘where are you at’

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Aqueefaba•

drink when:

-they "need clarity"
-there is very obvious poor communication skills between a couple
-"the right reasons"
-wells stirs the pot but passes it off as casual chat
-someone gets gaslit
-a man says "as a man" or "made me a better man"/ referring to their "manhood"
- someone calls the women "the females"
-"im family oriented"
-"yeah i want like so many kids"
-complaints about the crabs/bugs
-someone arrives on the beach naked
-someones bikini butt is blacked out, making it feel even more sexual?
-they do kinda a voyeristic "shaman love ritual" date
-someone says "no im good" after seeing their partner makeout with someone else, and they are clearly not good
-someone leaves on their own accord

there, that should get you decently sloshed

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Pretzelgirls•

Explore and pursue are my all time favorites aka I want to stab my ears

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no_one_hi•

The word “obviously” they always say it about things that aren’t obvious/ things the other person didn’t know . Like “you know, obviously I went to the beach this morning and obviously I didn’t see you there so obviously I want to know where you’re heads at”

Also “where you’re heads at”

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Necessary_Boss2697•

When they say "Checks a lot of my boxes"

Anytime Genevieve cries

The guys play in the pool

Anytime Michael talks about how great a person is

When you see a bikini being worn upside down

Anytime you see a non dramatic couple they don't follow in a shot

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Take a shot after hearing the phrase: “right reasons.”

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drink anytime you hear the word gaslight

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deafbutnotdumb•

You would die of alcohol poisoning

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"He makes me feel SAFE."

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Journee_Nuit•

“At the end of the day…” 🙄

“My walls…”

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Piasheila•

“I’m in my head too much “.

“It hurts my heart”.

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JordynDreamx•

I usually do it when they say Journey, someone cries, & someone gets eliminated outside of a rose ceremony. Even with wine this can go by pretty quick lol

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