Stinkpost Sunday Monkey's Paw Thread
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Posted Nov 6, 2022, 1:24 AM UTC
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Pyukumuku ascends and merges with arceus to become god, gaining access to arceus' bst with 1 in atk, spatk, and speed, the rest focused into hp def and spdef, despite its strong stats it is able to exit the video game and hold smogon at gunpoint, so it remains ou. How does this affect the meta
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Cool! Good job Pyukumuku. Unfortunately, His Majesty is caught by some 10 year old kid and is forced to be an HM slave for the rest of time
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can i be the 10 year old kid
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Granted. Unfortunately, you're the rival--the player character catches Bidoof (Arceus Forme) and licks your ass
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that's ok, after i'm defeated i can just go on play dot pokemon showdown dot com and use my arc pyuk
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KICKS
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Question: May I be the player character?😋🥵🥵
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Zacian gets the Funbro moveset, how does this affect the meta?
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Funbro waterguns Zacian because she has been a bad girl, causing her to get depression and not being able to battle anymore
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I read "been a bad girl" in the context not intended and now I feel dirty
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I meant im the context of when you call your dog out for like biting your cat or breaking a pot or something 😭
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Let me beg on my knees for forgiveness from Bidoof rq
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Due to other Pokémon fearing the Funbro set (they don't want to be trapped in purgatory), Zacian becomes a social pariah. Teams with Zacian can now run only 1 Pokémon.
As a side affect, Zamazenta is depressed and underperforms in Ubers, and it drops to OU. How does this affect the me-gets shot
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So we've finally solved the gen 8 powercreep problem: give ubers pokemon banned movesets that dont fit them (dark void onion when?)
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Serperior slithers into SV and self learns superpower cos screw heatran as well as v-create cos screw corviknight
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Granted. Unfortunately, Serperior's new Paldean forme that gets these moves doesn't have Contrary as its Hidden Ability. It gets Simple. Have fun!
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It's as Simple as that
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Honestly, giving it simple as an ability sounds like a genuinely cool idea for its alternate varint
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gamefreak decides ledian needs a buff and gives it 89 HP, 145 attack, 90 defense, 105 special attack, 80 special defense, 91 speed and expands its movepool to include earthquake, stone edge, stealth rock, swords dance, toxic, knock off, defog and u-turn, in exchange for losing roost and acrobatics, they also switch its bug typing to ground and give it intimidate
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Granted. The new power goes to its head and it commits war crimes in Serbia. 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
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Volcarona gets a new signature move called “Cotton hungry”. It’s a 100 BP special bug type attack where he uses his moth powers to eat the clothes of the opponent Pokémon and Trainer. They lose all of their clothes for the rest of the match(🥵). It fails on baby Pokémon and children.
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pokemon protagonists are 10 year olds so this doesn't affect the meta at all
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What’s the average age of showdown users? At worst, Volcarona is banned from Natdex AG and LC.
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there is a nonzero chance the opponent is a temp6t fan (six year old) so due to the rng based effects of the move it gets banned and volcarona stays exactly where it is
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BALD BISHARP
This causes Volcarona to get traumatized and not want to do it ever again.
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Don’t worry, I have ember for that one!
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Granted, this is considered sexual assault and Volcarona is a wanted Pokémon because of it, eventually being hunted to extinction out of fear.
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So what you’re saying is…Volcarona is a ghost type?
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Granted, but it keeps the Bug type instead of the Fire type
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Pincurchin gets a 100/100/100/100/100/100 BST. How does this affect the meta
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I don’t think it does affect meta because electric terrain makes my eyes go numb and it’s hard to hear anything and I want to vomit my organs out
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One less competitor
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My cat can’t dance like the silly ones on the internet 😔
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Granted. One of those 100 stats are in Swag. It has only a 1 in Special Attack now, leaving it in SubzeroUsed. Whoops!
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It can run a physical set with zing zap
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No, because I said so
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;-;
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Shuckle gets 144 base hp, steel/fairy typing and flash fire as ability
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It has defenses of 1 and no moves besides Draining Kiss
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Granted. It is inside of your walls and plotting to kill. Have fun!
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Anorith gets +110 in Speed, now becoming the ultimate Swift Swim Sweeper
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Granted, but due to global warming rain no longer exists outside of Hoenn (it has too much water)
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It now has offensive stats of 5 and Struggle Bug as it's only move
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Garchomp can finally dance the dragon dance
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Granted, it gets a great gig at a strip club for it and retires from competitive battling
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How does it strip? Isn't garchomp already naked
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You can strip skin if you try hard enough
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Hydreigon spams 3PS but every attack is the same base damage (3x the damage total)
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Granted, the Pokémon League realizes Hydreigon's rule bending and kicks it from the tournament. It tries to form a splinter tournament with Volcarona and its sexual assault charges, but it folds after one season.
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You remember 3PS is three pronged strike right?
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Woohoo
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Cosmoem now win every battle because it is super strong and has every move in the game and no terminal neurological diseases
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Woohoo
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Woohoo
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Granted, Cosmoem definitely doesn't have dementia
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Woohoo
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Woohoo
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Your post was removed from r/stunfisk for violating: Rule 6.2 Stinkposts and Memes are only allowed on Sundays
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Mienshao gets Flamethrower, Shadow Ball, Psyshock, Vacuum Wave, and Nasty Plot. How will this affect OU?
After gaining access to these moves, it's revealed that Mienshao's constant tier movement this generation was an act of evading authorities. Officer Jenny and her crew finally arrest the fiend (tax fraud) and Mienshao will have to spend a 3-year sentence in prison, missing this coming generation.
Mienfoo is able to escape despite being an accomplice, due to being a minor. Unfortunately, it loses access to Eviolite, leaving it stuck in ZUBL.
Don't tell LC