The Military of the Free City of Fax Needs Your Help!

The Cheese United Militia's influence is crippling our economy, their immigrants singlehandedly raised crime rates by 3 times, and the only reason we continue business with them is their gunpoint. So, i shall announce:

We, the Free City of Fax, request military and humanitarian aid from whoever wants to provide it, in order to defend from the Cheese United Militia attackers (CUMs for short)

Specifically, we ask Maritime Republic of Cartography to join the "anti-Cum" coalition to redistribute our resources and fight side-by-side, for both our factions' freedom.

Anyone who is interested in CUMs defeat is free to join us, your help will be highly appreciated.

We will stand, we will stand strong, we will put the [s]CUMs to whatever hellhole they came from! I said!