Features you wish Strava had

Light mode

The means to record shits per km, and when you jerk off before, during or after a run.

A reader mode to dictate runnit top threads to me over bluetooth.

One that shutdown the Strava sub on Reddit.

A GU meter

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I wish it would track me more 👍

I wish it ran for me.

Vascularity Index

The ability to track my shits as an activity

Poop heatmaps. Not toilets but which lawns are the more popular and which I can still get my privacy on.

Stripper mode

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