Rafael (Ted) Cruz gets drinks thrown at him at Houston Astros championship parade

I as a Texan can’t believe they would let the Zodiac Killer be in this parade. Shame.

Notice how Ted Cruz did not even react to protect his wife and kids.

Not even a thought.

Some other man did that.

Ted is a classic Republican.

Everyone f'ing hates Ted Cruz but how the hell does he stay in office?!

Fuck the astros* and more importantly fuck Ted Cruz

He's supposed to catch it and drink, his security detail messed up.

But also fuck Ted Cruz

I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.

<John Oliver, Last week tonight>

Well this certainly exonerates pelosi’s attacker. See libs, both sides both sides red wave trumpist fart noises

Soooo close! D-cell batteries fly better.

In before Ted talks about the assassination attempt om him by far left extremists! Lol

Miller Time!

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As if I needed another reason to hate the Astros.