$ENPH Short and sweet DD for next week

I get it. Y'all can't read and you have the attention span of a pomeranian on cut-rate whippets. So I'll keep it short.

$ENPH gets Chazdaq 100 listing next week. (Bullish) About to cross weekly MACD (Bullish). About to end the week with a fat dick green hammer (Bullish). KDJ converge cross has conviction. (Bullish) It does not care what the clown market does, it just goes up. (Mfkn 🅱️00li$h)

TA just crayon astrology? We got fundamentals. Fundies don't matter? We got catalysts. Catalysts are just p&d? We got TA.

This literally can't go tits up.

Pos: 325C Nov 25th exp