[F4M] Lexicography groupie turns out to be a real cunning linguist [Script Fill][Blowjob][Knob Gobbling][Smoking Pole][Cunnilingus][Munching Rug][Penis in Vagina][Schlong in Schmundie][Pork Sword in Cock Sheath][Creampie][Baby Gravy in Whisker Biscuit][Splooge in Beaver] by Burwinkle_Hendershot

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Lexicography-groupie-turns-out-to-be-a-real-cunning-linguist [15:01]

https://www.whyp.it/tracks/55130/lexicography-groupie-turns-out-to-be-a-real-cunning-linguist

Script by u/Burwinkle_Hendershot, who added "Note: This script is intentionally ridiculous". Mind you, he also added: "What do you call two apes who share an Amazon account? Prime mates".

Hold the elevator please! Oh thank you so much.

Oh, it's you! I'm... I'm a big fan of your work.

Oh, I'm on floor... 32. Oh, that's the same as you. My name is Lurky, by the way. I was at your seminar today on the evolution of the Mayan verb structure. It was fascinating.

Well, it's not really my area of interest, no, but I really wanted to attend one of your seminars. You're like... a rock star in the world of linguistics. You could have presented a talk on Klingon opera and I would have been there.

I'm just finishing up my doctorate. My thesis is on modern pornographic slang. I hope to work on a new slang dictionary once I'm finished...

xxx

It's the annual Lexicography Conference and you, dear listener, are a rock star in your field. At least in my eyes, my beautiful, needy, groupie eyes... So will you? Hide your salami in my meat cave?

I read this deliciously ridiculous script when it first came out and was determined to leave it alone for long enough to do it as a cold read one day - not sputtering as you try and say these words aloud is a real workout. I accidentally stumbled across u/Burwinkle_Hendershot's tellonym last week and laughed at every answer, before remembering this script and gleefully recording it. No editing at all, hence the tryst fiasco.

For a great version of this with wet sounds and sfx, check out this brilliant fill by Kes.