Bill Nye Blasts Todd Akin, Challenges ‘Fucking Idiot’ to Debate
dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-t...Posted Aug 30, 2012, 6:01 PM UTC
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THIS IS SATIRE.
I want this to be real so badly. So very badly. Why the fuck would you put this in "news" you asshole
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agreed. I was really excited for a minute.
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seriously?
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I have never been so disappointed.
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I knew Bill Nye would never say that. The most intelligent people will say it in a way the person they are talking to will never know it happened.
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Did you just call me an idiot?
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Well fuck you too, buddy! Sheesh, some people...
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BILL BILL BILL BILL
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Not quite as good audio quality, but has the shows video+audio intro. (for completion)
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I really doubt it went over anyone's head.
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Once again, Todd Akin is on the "House Science Committee".
:(
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:O How dare you. Bill Nye does *not* say potty mouth words.
(It's okay, I gave you an upvote anyways.)
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this was the first time i actually fell for a piece of satire beyond the ending and to the credits. I'm so glad I didn't tell my gf like I was about to...
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"So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me. Any time. Any place. Debating science mano- a-mano. I'll bring the facts, and you bring the Vaseline. Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I'm done whipping."
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"and you bring the Vaseline" is comic gold when imagining it coming out of Bill Nye's mouth.
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♬Bill Nye the Science Guy... Bitches!♫
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mirror?
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Anybody got an audio clip? WANT!
Dr. Nye, if you're reading this, you're fucking awesome.
Edit: Oh... it's a satirical piece. Damn.
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Is this story trolling? Every link is going 404 or 403. Just Google: Bill Nye declares Todd Akin "fucking idiot"; issues debate challenge
P00F !
EDIT- even Boing Boing got punked by this one.
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Ah, I knew that was too good to be real.
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I am SO disappointed that this isnt true.
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Did you just feel like submitting bullshit because it was le cakeday and you wanted karma?
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Oh god dammit. Haven't fallen for something like this in a loooong time.
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How does Akin know the will of god? According to republicans, god seems to always punish dems and liberals for advocating immoral behavior. Couldn't god be punishing republicans for not being their brother's keeper?
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Story reported. The amount of disappointment i feel right now is beyond words.
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How in the fucking fuck is this not on the front fucking page?
Edit: Fuck. I'm easily sold when I want it to be true.
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so...where is the rape stork meme?
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"Global Satiric Paper of Record."
um.
whoops.
Yeah. Been there. Believe me. Confirmation bias is a bitch. Consolation upvote.
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So does it matter which ha--OOOW OH MY GOD OW!!!!!!!11!
You're on reddit. Criticizing reddit from reddit is like buying coke in order to pour it down the drain. They still get paid.
I knew it when they claimed Nye said Akin was "fucking retarded". Bill Nye wouldn't ever say that.