Dear Farter

Dear farter

Why doth ye stink this room?

Could ye be so aloof?

Did ye not think I was here

or could ye not contain thine toot?

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Oh farter

How ye stanked this room

Once pleasant

Odorless

A place to recoup

Now rancid

Unbearable

Smelling of poop

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Rancid farter

How doth stink so?

Hath a skunk died inside thine bowels?

Or are thee simply possessed?

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My nose doth wrinkle

as thine ass sings

odes to the odorously departed

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Thy booty must tingle

As I do believe

ye may have sharted

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Adieu

Leave me be

Please exit this room

But crop-dust not

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Rest upon thy toilet

and let thine butthole

expel thine rot

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A.W. 11.28.22

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P.S. - I've edited this a number of times and added the "odorously departed" stanza since originally posting this.

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