Men who walk past the urinal to piss on a toilet seat, why?

Posted Nov 30, 2022, 4:54 PM UTC

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BuddhistSlater•

To avoid the prying eyes of creeps like you who are paying that much attention to what other dudes are doing in the bathroom.

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Honcho009•

Just be a man! “Avoid prying eyes” WTF!! Why do you care if someone else sees your dick while you pee?? Quit being a sissy, be a man.

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piss_blisters•

Trying to clean the turd streaks from the last asshole that used it.

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xJBr3w•

username checks.. out?

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WhenAllElseFail•

i'm just marking my territory for later use

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ShackintheWood•

Most of the urinals have this huge puddle/stain of stale piss in front of them. Your little wee-wee isn't as long as you think it is, boys.... step up!

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WesternMassKing•

An artist should never neglect their canvas

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tenamonth•

The abyss beckons

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vm_linuz•

My father was killed by a toilet seat

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ThatOneGuyIsBad•

Men don't actively avoid an open Urinal JUST to go piss directly on the toilet seat, dafuq. lol

If I have to piss in the toilet in a public place due to the lack of open urinals...I use my foot to raise the seat and then release the stream.

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prinzrupprecht•

Issues with my prostate and I don't like people looking at my 2 millimeter defeater

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NotRadiance•

Usually some fucker uses the center, forcing me to be next to him or go to a stall.

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Honcho009•

Forcing you!? Don’t be a puss.

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