Meat Stick

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My wife got me a meat stick

And no

This is not some perverted analogy

I mean

Literally

My wife got me a meat stick

Well

technically speaking

It was a pack of 4 meat sticks

And 4 cheddar sticks

And they

Are

Delicious

I nearly devour them all in one gorging frenzy

And even though we have a mostly dead bedroom

(where she’s too busy

And I’m too depressed)

Her offering of a jerky meat stick

Is her substitute

For jerking my meat stick

https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/z9gx2s/want/iygul1v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

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Posted Dec 1, 2022, 7:58 AM UTC

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