Meat Stick
My wife got me a meat stick
And no
This is not some perverted analogy
I mean
Literally
My wife got me a meat stick
Well
technically speaking
It was a pack of 4 meat sticks
And 4 cheddar sticks
And they
Are
Delicious
I nearly devour them all in one gorging frenzy
And even though we have a mostly dead bedroom
(where she’s too busy
And I’m too depressed)
Her offering of a jerky meat stick
Is her substitute
For jerking my meat stick
Posted Dec 1, 2022, 7:58 AM UTC
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