Starbucks is for women only

Because the caffeinated milkshakes taste good

There are better reasons not to go to Starbucks than that.

For coffee?

men are allowed to like shitty coffee, too

For sugared up caffine, that's why. If i wanted tart, talking to you would do the trick.

imagine how weirdly hard life must be if you always check if youre „too feminine“ or whatever at any moment.

I work there

For overpriced coffee flavored liquid sugar that I like way too much.

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Guys are allowed to enjoy crappy overpriced coffee too.

My local coffee shops sell weak coffee.

Because my wife ordered drinks and I have to go pick them up fucking duh

Because I'm the Manager ??

Because maybe they just want a mocha?

Why does anyone go to Star-Yucks?!?!