Rules to watch FIFA world cup 2022

The world cup craze has been growing large day by day everyone is supporting their favourite teams.It is greatly recommended to watch the matches on the stadium to guarantee to your survival but if you lack the money and decide to watch it on your TV or any other device then, follow these rules to ensure your safety

1.if all the players are wearing full black jerseys with weird letters written on them instead of their name. RESTART YOUR TV IMMEDIATELY. It's not the actual players it's them. Once you restart your TV you should be fine

2.If someone scores a goal at exactly 36 minutes and 4 seconds. Covers your eyes with a blanket or anything you can find you don't have the time to close the TV they are fast. Once you cover your eyes DO NOT OPEN THEM until you hear the referees whistle

3.If the camera suddenly zooms into a group of men wearing a black dress with a weird cone shaped hat. Grab some salt and throw it at the TV

4.If the commentator suddenly stops talking IMMEDIATELY BREAK YOUR TV don't worry about your broken TV it will refix itself. after you break it cover yourself with a blanket and close your eyes don't come out until the commentator starts talking again. If you fail to do so kill yourself in the quickest way.

5.If a player or a coach stares at you through the TV. DONT LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. If you accidentally look them in the eye. God help you

6.If the team your supporting looses. Start praying to Any god you believe in. There is a chance they will spare you

7. Destroy the device you used to watch the match

If you follow all these rules correctly you should be fine also I repeat it is greatly recommended to watch the match in the stadium. Also do not try to fight back if you do so the result is gonna be way worse then it already was