Bottle looks MASSIVE in his baby hands
Posted Dec 21, 2022, 4:53 AM UTC
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Feel like if I shook Mikey’s hand it would just crumble like a fortune cookie
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Do you think he orders it as a Corona or calls it Cerveza?
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¡Ay ato!
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Definitely tells the bartender there’s nothing like a “Ser-vey-sa”
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Also I’m firmly pressing X to doubt this invalid is working 12 hour shifts in remotely any capacity
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Has an early morning scrubbing bum jizz off the mirror in Wendys bathroom
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This took me out 😂 A+++ best comment
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Looks warm
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Definitely, he’s been nursing it
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What's the job
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He's putting in a shift at the racism factory
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He’s not a podcaster
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No lime? Terrorist.
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Too sour for him
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And peeling and chapped and dirty fingernails
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Just studying the bottle in order to better slip the rohypnol in next time he is at a club.
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He definitely would accidentally roofie himself
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Mikey accidentally roofying himself is the cab ride from Philly to Bel-Air that kickstarts his delusion of actually living in a sitcom
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All that lotion for his gross dick and somehow none of it sees his hands.