A very Merry (and credible) Awards Contest

PinnedA Merry Credible Contest

TL;DR - Art Contest for Reddit Community Awards. (Tiny icons like reddit gold) Submission details below.

Dear time-travAnalyst Expert™ community,

As you all know, during the events of December 2nd (and shout out by SecDef), a contest for our vaunted artists was held, with all seeking to be the creator of the fastest (or best) B-21 waifu. As it turns out, there is a surprising abundance of extremely credible (read: talented) artists.

Naturally, with such a great reserve of talent and an even greater reserve of those who violently consume it, another contest is in order. This time, the admin overlords have blessed us with the heckin' wholesome reddit gold community awards, badges placed by PlebbitBux, or reddit tokens(?).

With the ability to choose the image and caption, we are giving you all the choice of awards to add to NCD.

Ground Rules

  • No NSFW (inb4 1984)
  • No ToS-breaking
  • ToS means Terms of Service for the crayon eaters
  • Not really anything else, the community decides!

What are we looking for?

  • Small icon, the size of reddit gold and other awards

  • Entries have to be square images, least 512 x 512 pixel in size. Anything else can't be accepted by Reddit.

How can I participate?

  • Create your artwork for a custom reward, upload it to r/NonCredibleDefense and add the "A Merry Credible Contest" flair.

  • If you're a lurker you can contact the mods and ask for your artwork to be allowed. We have a karma and account age limit.

How do I win?

  • After the 24th of January 2023, all entries get sorted by Karma. Top 5 get their spot!

  • Unless we have way too many entries, then we'll think about a second round of voting for the Top 10.

  • There is a possibility for submissions that don't get the votes needed to be included by mods; proportional to their effort and worth.

Are there... prizes?

  • Apart from having the honor from having Reddit mooch off your work? Yeah. As mentioned, the top 5 will be entered as community awards. Top 3 also get Reddit Premium (We understand it isn't much for art, but it's what we have).

Questions? Feel free to ask them in this thread.

- NCD Modteam

#Clarification: Keep in mind, this is a tiny icon, so designs should probably be recognizable at that size!. So Memes don't really work...

Here is an example for a custom reward I made for the previous contest for the winner - credits to u/PanzSan

Posted Dec 24, 2022, 3:00 AM UTC · edited

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BushGuy9Average NATO fan•

No NSFW

This is literally George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” 😤

Also, does rule 7 still apply?

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courserA day without trash talking Russia is a day wasted•

Everyone knows the best waifus have DoD-standard classification headers and footers on every page.

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RandomMexicanDude•

Fuck napoleon

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oney_monster•

Fuck napoleon

Don't mind if I do.

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RegicidalRogueF35 Futa Fapper (⌐■_■)•

FUN FACT: He loved the smell of yeast infection.

He'd request his mistress to not bathe for days so he can get a sniffa

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Nightfire50T-64BM-chan vores comrade conscriptovich•

man needs his extra texture

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SteelyDan1968Non Military Expert. •

I never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time.

5
Key-Banana-8242•

What does your reply have to do with the comment you are replying to?

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RandomMexicanDude•

Napoleon is the name of one of the main characters in animal farm, but I think nobody got it

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[deleted]•

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TheSovietBobRossFucking Retarded•

Ok so I cant break the ToS, but can I break a TOS-1?

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_AutomaticJack_LEO KKW CAS when??!! •

Captured would be better, but do what you can...

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ElectricalAd5721AR-15 is best AA weapon•

As long as the Aerogavin doesn’t get replaced as the community pfp I think this contest is great. Please keep Aerogavin though (I have a feeling not enough people know what it is anyway).

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hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

This is for community awards only

17
Sudden-Layer1645•

Thank you

6
ChallyPrime•

Tell them of brother LazerPig

5
SomeOtherTroper•

No NSFW

Where's the line for NSFW?

33
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

No nipples, no gore, no nudity and the other usual stuff

29
XiJinpingGaming🎵 I ain't no oligarch's son 🎵•

Male nipples?

13
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

No, for fairness reasons only

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XiJinpingGaming🎵 I ain't no oligarch's son 🎵•

Aircraft nipples? Since how are mother jets gonna feed their young?

25
FluffyProphet•

I can't draw, but because I know others will want to enter things like this: can it be provocative but not nudity. Like, lewd but not nude. (Like sports illustrated swimsuit cover levels of lewd)

5
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

Yeah

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TNSepta3000 Incendiary Flairs of Reddit•

ToS means Terms of Service for the crayon eaters

Surely the crayon eaters are so well versed in acronyms that they don't need explanation!

29
AmericanNewt8Top Gun but it's Iranians with AIM-54s•

Instructions unclear, making hentai art of TOW missile penetrating TOS-1chan.

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unusedusername42•
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hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

This looks very nice but we probably can't use it as an award because it doesn't downscale properly (like Reddit gold for example)

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unusedusername42•

Thank you!

Oh. Sorry, I completely misunderstood the task and blame too much glögg and just read "best square artwork" before I got excited and started doodling right away lol

May one try again and submit something better suited for the contest?

Merry Christmas!

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WikiSummarizerBot•

Glögg

Glögg, gløgg or glögi (Danish: gløgg, Norwegian: gløgg, Swedish: glögg, Icelandic: glögg, Faroese: gløgg, Finnish: glögi, Estonian: glögi) is a spiced, usually alcoholic, mulled wine or spirit. It is a traditional Nordic drink during winter, especially around Christmas. In the Nordic countries, hot wine has been a common drink since at least the 16th century. The original form of glögg, a spiced liquor, was consumed by messengers and postmen who travelled on horseback or skis in cold weather.

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unusedusername42•

Good bot

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hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

You can try as many times as you want but we will only award you once if you win multiple times

Merry Christmas :)

8
KrozzHair•

ToS means Terms of Service for the crayon eaters

Who told the US Marine Corps about this place?

12
montananightz🚲3000 Black MLRS E-Bikes of Zelenskyy🚲•

I found the URL in the bottom of a box of Crayola.

3
ender-marinecukhoi <f35•

Wait we got a shout out?

8

No nsfw?

Thankfully no one is at work here

8
twiloph•

Does the drawing have to be a specific military device ? Has it got to be the B-21 ?

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hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

not sure if you're serious, but the drawing can be literally anything that comes to mind that doesn't break the rules.

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twiloph•

Okay, wasn't sure if it had to be a B-21 Raider or anything else was okay

3
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

We wrote this text after the last contest and scheduled it to release on Christmas

7
Brock_Drinkwatercan't find the clittoral combat ship•

Merry Christmas NCD. I threw together a little something

F35-chan Chadette

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Luke5353Best Waifu and best Meme EU 2022 :F35-Chan:•

Only one question, since awards can be gifs, can I make a short gif, a 3-4 second loop at most?

6
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

I'm not sure I never tried, if that works for a custom award, but in general sure!

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Luke5353Best Waifu and best Meme EU 2022 :F35-Chan:•

Googled a bit, looks like this guy here managed to make it work

aight gonna make an F35 straight up vibing

6
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

Looking forward to it

5
Luke5353Best Waifu and best Meme EU 2022 :F35-Chan:•
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Immaterial71The 3000 Black Ajaxes of The Revenant Elizabeth •

As only a notional artist, best I can manage is "Happy Christmas, ya filthy plane fuckers"

Xxx Imm.

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Krispy_Kimson•

Wait so we’re designing a custom award?

5
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

Yes

3
KhanikerThe Birdplane guy•

Oh fuck yeah. I'm gonna have a field day with this one.

4
Thermodynamicist•

Apart from having the honor from having Reddit mooch off your work? Yeah. As mentioned, the top 5 will be entered as community awards. Top 3 also get Reddit Premium (We understand it isn't much for art, but it's what we have).

Can't you give the winners special flares?

3
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

If they want to, sure. Best I can do is a coloured background, though.

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Sine_Fine_BelliChina bad, Coco Kiryu did nothing wrong•

You should have started this contest earlier this month

3
hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

Why though

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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hell-schwarzOPYuropean Army When?!•

And?

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TheLederOfUSE🎄 Merry Credible Winner - 3rd Place :NxtGen: •

Does Ahegao count as nsfw

3
hell-schwarzOP Yuropean Army When?! :vibe:•

No

3
DeadGoddoLiberate West Taiwan•

Apropro of nothing what was the chat bot that let me talk to McArthur or Skynet?

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