And then there were three. Any clues on the newest fantroll?
Posted Sep 13, 2012, 8:01 PM UTC
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Four little Soldier Boys going out to sea,
a red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
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Three Little Soldier Boys Walking In The Zoo A Big Bear Hugged One And Then There Were Two
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Two little Soldier Boys sitting in the sun, One got frizzled up and then there was one.
(That'll teach 'em to sunbathe on Alternia.)
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One Little Soldier Boy Left All Alone He Went And Hanged Himself And Then There Were None
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Four Little Dreamselves Now on Derse, Then they lost one from a stabby cutpurse
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False alarm, it's only 2 again.
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Whelp. These people need to learn something about commitment.
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I think it was the same person who kept doing it at the beginning. (The troll in question is another fucking seadweller.)
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Looks like Ashdenej will be doing work on this fantroll too, like the previous ones. So far no word on the backer nor the fantroll in question though.
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PLEASE BE A FUCKING BLUE BLOOD
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Olive blood represent.
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Turquoise blood is best blood.
Well, actually, make that just Terezi. I can't stand Latula.
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but latula is radical
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Teal. Not turquiose.
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Well, do YOU have physic powers? I didn't think so.
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Wasn't her lack of psychic powers part of Terezi's badassery? She just had her guile, a cane, and a SHIT EATING GRIN.
Well, also a tricked coin, but that's just icing.
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Well, she can see the future.
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I'm guessing you aren't very radical.
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Because there totally aren't a whole whole pile of canon ones already. Seriously, the other end of the spectrum needs way more representation.
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Found this on tumblr http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8j8fJwGf1qc6e2z.gif
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I am naming that thing Karatasoletayaziskaquiuszeerifef Vagidraptjonrampyserhamakamporexies.
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But you can call him "Ted."
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6 letter rule! "Atsknk Tvegef" will do.
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Genius
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Someone needs to offer Hussie $20,000 to whack them both within 3 panels (or less) of them being introduced.
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I think them dying immediately is what he always intended to have happen. That's why the next of the God Tiers is "Your fantroll is now canon, and survives past the first panel."
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Jesus who the hell buys this? Who has ten friggin Gs to drop on this?
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Things Ryan North bought
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haha oh god that would be hilarious.
Especially if the fan troll was just T-Rex and that's it. Nothing different.
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... When the hell did this happen, and where does everybody keep learning about the two already created ones?
I'm so lost.
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They're usually announced on the kickstarter comments by the people who made them.
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Based on precedent, it's probably a moody seadweller.
I know people have been like "these are so good" but honestly they seem like angsty coolguys of the highest caste. It's disappointing.
I don't care for the second one at all. But I did really like the first one back when I thought he had a Western theme instead of an angsty steampunk theme. But now that he has that too, I agree with you.
One of them has pink blood.
PINK.
And not tyrian purple, I mean bright, flaming, P-I-N-K.
That was just the original colour, due to a broken monitor, I think.
The new sprite is more reasonable.
I want to BE-LIEVE...
Just want to ask...
Why did this post get so many upvotes?
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If they pay 10,000 fucking dollars, they should have their shit together.
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and a Hero of Hope.
Nectan wasn't really that moody.
I'm not sure about the other, though.
There's no point in making a fantroll to become canon unless he's as terrible as possible.
I wonder if there's a theoretical limit to how terrible a fantroll can be? Maybe there's a point of diminishing returns, maybe not. Can terribleness be mathematically modeled? (If it can, I certainly have the software to do it).
There's a point where the terribleness becomes a parody of itself, and it goes into the "so bad it's good" territory. Where that point is, however, is subjective and based on the reader's level of irony.
Honestly, why do people like them? Meenah was the only good seadweller, and that was only because her puns were fintastic. Eridian was too hipster and Feferi was too goody two shoes. I'll take blue blood any day.
We don't know anything about greaser Ampora yet! Don't be so quick to judge!
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"Goody two shoes"? She was nice! Why are you complaining about a troll being nice?
Yes. Yes I am.