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#Pad Woon Sen Serves 2

Ingredients:

• 2 bundles glass noodles (bean thread noodles)
• 8 oz mushrooms, halved
• 2 cloves garlic
• 1/2 white onion, thinly sliced
• 2 eggs, beaten
• 1 cup shredded cabbage
• 1 large carrot, shredded
• 2 green onions, thinly sliced
• 2 small Roma tomatos, quartered lengthwise
• 2 tbsp neutral cooking oil plus 1 tsp sesame oil
• 2 tbsp oyster sauce
• 1 tbsp soy sauce
• 1 tbsp fish sauce
• 2 tbsp water
• pinch each of sugar and black pepper
• cilantro or bean sprouts to garnish (optional)

Process:

1. Soak the bean thread noodles in room temp water for 10 minutes, and then drain.

2. While noodles are soaking, heat oil over medium-high heat in a wok or large

#Southwest Stuffed Sweet Potatoes Serves 2

Ingredients:

• 2 sweet potatoes
• 1 avocado, cubed
• 2 roma tomatoes, chopped
• 1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
• 12 oz bag frozen corn, thawed (a small can also works)
• 1/2 c shredded cheese of choice, I like mozzarella or jack
• 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped or pressed
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 1 tsp each of cumin, chili powder, and paprika
• salt & pepper to taste
• 1 spring onion, green part thinly sliced (a handful of chopped cilantro is a good alternative)
• sour cream for garnish

Process:

1. Prick sweet potatoes several times with a fork, and cook in the microwave for 6 minutes. Check for tenderness and cook in additional 1 or

#Mushroom & Leek Pasta Serves 2

Ingredients:

• 8oz fresh mushrooms, sliced
• 1 leek, cleaned and thinly sliced
• 1 cup chicken stock or broth
• as much garlic as you deem advisable
• 1/2 cup heavy cream
• a couple tbsp chopped fresh herbs (basil or tarragon works nicely here, but use whatever you like)
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 2 portions of your pasta of choice, cooked (I like fresh linguine, but literally any fresh or dried pasta will work)
• salt & pepper to taste
• garlic bread for serving

Process:

1. Heat olive oil over medium high heat, add mushrooms and season generously with S&P. Sauté for a couple minutes to release the moisture and begin browning. Add the garlic and lee

#Charro Beans serves 6

Ingredients:

• 1 lb dry pinto beans, soaked overnight and drained (I guess these are technically now damp beans)
• 6oz bacon, diced
• 1 large onion, diced
• 1 poblano pepper (a couple jalapeñii also works nicely)
• 2 x 15oz cans tomatoes, diced
• 6 cups chicken broth
• enough garlic to make you forget about the pain, crushed or finely minced
• a liberal pinch each of cumin, paprika, and chili powder
• salt & pepper to taste
• cilantro and tortillas for serving

Process:

1. Throw the poblano into a 400°F oven until it begins to char and blister a bit on the outside. Remove from the oven and wrap in foil or plastic wrap to continue steaming as it cools.

2. While

#Creamy chickpeas and eggs serves 2

Ingredients:

• 1 15oz can of chickpeas, drained
• 3oz of thinly sliced deli meat, torn into bite size pieces (I like prosciutto)
• 4 eggs
• A dozen grape or cherry tomatoes, halved
• 1 6 oz can tomato paste
• 1 cup heavy cream
• 2 cloves garlic, thinly sliced. Or more, let’s face it, garlic is the only thing worth living for.
• 1 tbsp paprika
• Salt and pepper to taste
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 2 sprigs rosemary
• White rice or naan for serving

Process:

1. heat olive oil over medium heat in a large skillet, add garlic and rosemary and stir fry to infuse oil until garlic becomes fragrant and rosemary crisps up a bit. Remove rosemary sprigs to a paper towel

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