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Prayer: "Oh Lord of Joseph Smith Jr., wherever you are. Long time no see, but dude! I need a testimony of the Moron church because I won't fit in with the rest of my family here in the Moridor if I don't have one. So PLEASE, wipe out all memories of my chemistry classes, my astronomy classes, my humanities classes and my biology classes and all those science fiction movies I watched so that I don't appear as a science person, an atheist or an apostate to my family, the bishop and the stake president, who are surely ready to excommunicate me and cause me to lose my wife, job and income. I will even start giving 10% of my income to Rusty and Ensign Peak funds, I promise. PLEASE don't destr

Mormons live in and “worship” a really kinky plutocracy.

TSCC has one plutocrat, who, as an untrained actor, is required to play the role of god’s new, Old Testament prophet while wearing a dark, sinister, corporate boardroom suit, white shirt and tie while intimidating, with loving lies, his faithful followers to pay his corporation if they want to live for eternity on a 24/7 orgy planet. It’s called the gospel of salvation of the savior. It works especially well if you were born into it and have been infused with guilt and submission. To everyone else you just look like a deluded person or one of Satan’s minions. To Exmos, you just look like a passenger on The Titanic.

Eat today.

The most important part: Send your fast offering to the church’s sovereign wealth fund, City Creek Center, 2nd floor, unmarked door on the corner, SLC, UT 84101

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