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im 123% sure australia is just an ai that is 10 years ahead of us in shitposting and doesnt actually exist

has anyone ever been to australia? its conveniently an island surrounded by nothing. does anyone know what australians eat? im pretty sure that no one has ever opened an australian restaurant. also another thing thats convenient about is that they have shitty internet to cover up the fact that the ai is loading shit.

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