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So, I was thinking about a new time travel device. Basically, it’s this large rectangle. You cover it in linens and cloth to make it comfortable because you have to lay prone on it to use it. Anyways, it’s a unique time travel device because it can only go forward, and only for short periods at a time. The people of Palastria HATE the night time, so they usually use this device to travel through about 6-9 hours of nighttime, depending on how hard they worked that day. Some people use it for shorter bursts, maybe 20 to 40 minutes when they just want to kill time. Some people use it for longer, but it’s pretty hard to get over 12 hours. And of course, you can use it whenever you want, but yo

1. The inventor of the Gun, Eugene Gunbullet, his whole family was just really unlucky. Multiple times throughout the ages, his lineage was very very close to inventing the world's first gun, but something terrible always happened. The first in the line of inventors, Sloan Gunbullet, worked on a design for a gun for three years unsuccessfully. One day, he had an epiphany about the design that would finally produce a functioning gun, but he was run over by a train on the way home. His son, who later found his notes and also began working on the design, was similarly ran over by a train when he was on the cusp of finalizing the invention. This train curse continued down 7 generations of Gunbul

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In the summer of 1997, then-president Samuel Pringle signed into law a bill supposedly outlawing panhandling. Unfortunately, due to a typo, he accidentally outlawed panhandles.

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Tallahassee refused to comply with the new law. In response, the entire metropolitan area was arrested and banished into the Gulf of Mexico, never to be heard from again.
Maryland, being four panhandles in a trench coat, could not continue to exist in accordance with the new law, so it was dissolved as a state.
Southeast Alaska was cordoned off and given to Canada. Unfortunately, Canad