Everyone loves Easter Eggs. Finally, something useful and stress relieving (I couldn't deal with another batch file!)
//-------------server.lol | module java
HAI
BTW look at SVN
CAN HAS STDIO?
CAN HAS JAVA?
I HAS A bufClass ITZ JAVA "java.lang.StringBuffer"
I HAS A plainText ITZ bufClass!!new
I HAS A html ITZ bufClass!!new
I HAS A dateClass ITZ JAVA "java.util.Date"
I HAS A date ITZ dateClass!!new
I HAS A dateFormatClass ITZ JAVA "java.text.SimpleDateFormat"
I HAS A dateStamp ITZ dateFormatClass!!new WIF "MM/dd/yyyy @ HH::mm::ss Z"
I HAS A server ITZ JAVA "bar.foo.serverhealth.ServerHealth"
HOW DUZ I CHECKSERVER YR srvr
I HAS A
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