AutoHitlerator

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~/u/autohitlerator, ***Volunt

My writings are my copyright and registered to me immediately upon creation. Anyone caught reposting my work without explicit written permission will be contacted by one of our community legal experts who will issue a Cease & Desist order. If the order is not followed... I guess we might have to see you in court.

I hope that makes everything explicitly clear. This order also forbids you using ANY of my writing for involvement with:

~ "Copy Pasta" spam

~ "Funny" reposts

~ "Meme" subreddits

Fair use does not apply here. There is no legal loophole. Please save yourself a lot of time and money--I'm not trying to sue anybody.

~/u/autohitlerator, ***Volunt

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There is nothing wholesome about my son's relationship with Pokémon. Quite the opposite: he wakes up in the morning behaving like a cocaine addict, pacing around the living room in circles, still dressed in his absurd Pikachu jim-jams loudly rabbiting indecipherable claptrap about how Jigglytits evolves in Fabreez evolves into Fuckazoid. And, by the way, I know none of those are proper Pokémon names so please don't bother writing in if you're one of those next-level weirdos who have sustained an interest in this sort of thing into adulthood.