Autoganz

Okay, we’ve gotten:

• A brothel
• A Talk show
• News reporters
• A hospital
• A convenience store
• A wedding
• A reception DJ
• Bistro dining
• Hotel check-in desk

What else can we add to this list?

This game is begins with each person either choosing to be Team Tim or Team Gregg. You can also choose by coin toss or drawing a name from a hat, but basically, your choice will seal your fate for the rest of the show.

Most of the game involves your beer of choice.

Team Tim:

• Drink when he drinks.
• If Joey P is the murderer, take 5 swigs.
• If Tim is injured, take 4 swigs.
• If someone quits, gets fired, or kicked off the show, take 3 swigs and yell “GET THE FUCK OUT!”
• If Mark does an impression, take 2 swigs.
• If G Amato talks about the power of mercy, take one big swig.
• Keywords: Take a drink any time you hear the words “lithium”, “DRCS”, or “Baboon(s).”

Team Gregg:

I was originally interested (maybe a 7 out of 10 on the interest scale) to see Maestro. Now I’m being bombarded by ads across Reddit and YouTube and have reached the point where I’ve lost any want to see this film.

It’s not the existence of the ads, rather, the actual content of the ads. I can’t recall seeing any other movie promos that so forcefully talk about how AMAZING the cast is, how AMAZING the director is, and how AMAZING the vision is. They just feel so up their own ass and drop so many pretentious Oscar-bait buzz words that I know I’d no longer be able to watch the film without thinking about all of that baggage.

Runner-up was the promotional run for Smile where actors were sit