Two youtube or netflix comedians i forgot the name of but their jokes stuck with me.
First one was a male comedian visiting the airport with his mom, and the joke was about child birth and described it like pop pop pop like an Uzi or some other smg.
Second was also a male comedian, the joke was about some scientists who tried to train Bonobos to play soccer i think, then he said "they couldn't" like he was deeply disappointed about that.

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