Beneventan

We adopted chubby Plum here (note to those who will shrilly attack me for cat abuse for allowing him to get so very fat: we adopted him at this size, and he is now on a medically supervised diet for the sake of his health-- we wuv him and are indeed looking out for his best interests) and have fallen in love with him, flab, fishbreath, thumbs and all.

Here, we've tied some retina-searingly pink yet manly toys to a fan to make them jiggle enticingly

An extreme close-up shows that Plum is attempting to wrest his toys into submission with his tongue, apparently hoping to slobber them to death

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