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The Legend of the Great Big... You Know

There once was a man, so proud and so spry,
With a "gift" so grand it could touch the sky.
A marvel of nature, a wondrous sight,
A cause for both envy and sheer delight.

From locker room whispers to tales at the bar,
They spoke of his "length" like a shooting star.
"Is it true?" they’d ask, with wide-eyed awe,
"I heard it’s so long it should come with a law!"

He’d chuckle and say, "It’s not just for show,
It’s a blessing and curse, as some of you know.
Pants are a struggle, the bulge is obscene,
And sitting cross-legged? Just not in the scene."

One time, at the beach, he tried a quick swim,
But the lifeguards all tho