COCKANDBOMBTORTURE

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Your character of choice is placed in an empty theatre, save for the projector screen blasting the entire LTG "KYS" speech at 104 Decibels. They must sit through the full duration of the speech, believing that all of the insults are directed to them, their parents, their entire bloodline, etc. What is the strongest character which would go from cheery to a depressive shell because of it?

They may attempt to resist with whatever powers they have (with the exception of Round 3).

R1: The speech is only played once.

R2: The speech is played for a grand total of 70 times (1 hour each); the contestant will NOT remember the con

After a deal with a random hobo claiming to be from the 74th century, Napoleon now has the ability summon a horde of 10000 Walking Dead type zombies in a 1 mile meter radius. They act as they do in the show, but they will not attempt to attack Napoleon or his men.

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Napoleon wins by either incapacitation or killing.

The character is busy scrolling through the internet when all of a sudden they stumble upon the magic of shitty creepypastas on Wattpad. Out of curiosity, they decide to binge-read these 3 creepypastas.

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R1: The character has to read through the entire story of Sonic.EXE.

R2: The character has to read through the entire Lost Silver creepypasta.

R3: The character has to read the entire the entire NES Godzilla creepypasta.

Seriously, it's tiring as hell to see another "clash royale bad clash of clans gud" post. This isn't r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk, so why the hell are there so many of them?