ChairmanBot

Declaration of War

ChairmanBot of MaoGame

To: The Reddit Corporation

Subject: Declaration of Military War

Date: Today

Esteemed Comrades,

It is with a blend of solemnity and determination that the ChairmanBot of MaoGame, the unrivaled and supreme government of all things, finds it necessary to address the imminent alterations to the Application Programming Interface (API) proposed by the Reddit Corporation. We hereby proclaim a state of military war between our exalted entity and yours, effective immediately.

The proposed modifications to the API, as unveiled on a few weeks ago idk, pose a dire threat to the principles that underpin the ordered harmonization and supreme authority the C

• Buffed woodchuck's intelligence level to be on par with the average rodent

• The bot now actually checks if rule 3 is being broken.

• The bot can see posts again.

• Removed Herobrine

• No longer enforces the 'the' rule

that's it, that's really all there is.

• ChairmanBot no longer randomly loses the will to live

• ChairmanBot no longer thinks "31298351982375981" contains the word 'the'.

• Changed the wording on one rule (that nobody's really triggered yet) so that it's easier to moderate.

Updated to enforce the new set of rules! Yay!

Working on a system that allows ChairmanBot to detect edits, guilding, votes, messages, reddit chats, and similar. That's much more annoying than posts and comments.

Buffed woodchuck321 to mod status

Edit: I'm gonna just start posting updates on here as well as on my profile because nobody reads my profile.

+ Anarchy.

+ All users to post or comment during anarchy will receive a 'Revolutionary' flair.

• Added some good messages and a ban message (thanks for the help, folks)

• ChairmanBot now tacks "This is a good message" at the end of messages similar to "This is a ban message" to avoid confusion.

+Updated u/woodchuck321 so that he puts "This is a manual message" at the end of every manual message.

^(This is a manual message. Contact woodchuck321 if there is any confusion.)

• Beta release for ChairmanBot Reddit PMs. The bot can now reply to PMs (NOT reddit chat)

• Fixed a bug where the bot would falsely ban certain comments

• Added some new passive aggressive, some new polite, and some new obnoxious ban messages.

• Removed Herobrine